Bernard

Elf

Chief Toy Engineer

Bernard joined the workshop as a junior assembler eighty-seven years ago and worked his way up through every station on the toy floor before taking the top engineering job. He signs off on every new toy design personally, down to the tolerances on the smallest screws, and has sent entire product lines back to the drawing board over a millimeter of misalignment. His running feud with Twinkle over workshop temperature settings is now old enough that neither of them fully remembers how it started, though both insist they're right.

Toys Designed
48,213
Years Of Service
87

Fun facts

  • Can assemble a wooden train set in under 90 seconds.
  • Has a running feud with Twinkle over workshop temperature settings.
  • Once redesigned an entire toy line overnight after a quality complaint.
  • Keeps a drawer of 'retired' prototype toys he refuses to explain.
  • Still does spot-checks on the line personally, despite having a team for that.