Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus

Head of Workshop Operations

If Santa is the public face of the operation, Mrs. Claus is the reason it actually functions. She redesigned the workshop's assembly line from scratch in 1962 after watching it grind to a halt during a particularly bad December, and the version running today is still built on her original blueprints. She oversees staff scheduling, kitchen operations, and — unofficially — Santa's calendar, which she has been known to rearrange without telling him. Elves who've worked under her for decades still describe her as the calmest person in any room, including the ones that are actively on fire.

Years Of Service
214
Recipes Invented
1,148

Fun facts

  • Redesigned the workshop's assembly line in 1962; it's barely changed since.
  • Bakes a new cookie recipe every week and makes the elves vote on it.
  • Keeps a spreadsheet. Several spreadsheets.
  • Has personally trained every head-of-department elf currently on staff.
  • Once resolved a wrapping-paper shortage crisis in under an hour. Nobody knows how.